So, apparently John McCain has a brother named Joe (of course), and he looks like a turtle. He's also a sissy boo-hoo pants who can't wait 15 minutes. While stuck in some typical 95 traffic, Joe McCain dialed 911 to discover the source. The following is a trascript of the phone call:
Operator: 911 state your emergency
Caller: It's not an emergency, but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic's coming the other way?
Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (pause)
Caller: "(Expletive) you." (caller hangs up)
This could be considered both good news and bad news for John McCain. Senator McCain is known for his own bouts of expletive use and general grumpy old man syndrome, though apparently he's always been this way. (Come to think of it, McCain really does have a Judi Dench quality about him). Many people attribute this quality to his time in a POW camp in Vietnam, which was dreadful and would definitely make me fucking crazy, but good old Joe the Brother revealed for us that its actually a homegrown thing. I don't know what this means really, but if you go here, there's audio of the call and it sure is funny.
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