I would make that face too if there was diarrhea coming out of my mouth

A verbatim John McCain quote from the final debate with my thoughts in RED

“…Now Joe, you’re rich, congratulations, and you will then fall into where you’ll have to (i mean, is he kidding me with that phrase?) pay a fine if you don’t provide health insurance that Senator Obama mandates, not the kind that you think is best for your family, your children, your employees, but the kind that he mandates for you. This whole sentence is a mess, nearly impossible to edit, should probably be wiped. That’s big government at its best. Now, 95% of the people in America will receive more money under my plan because they will receive not only their present benefits, which may be taxed – which will be taxed– but then you add five thousand dollars onto it. IT is most likely referring to the present benefits, and should therefore be THEM, as benefits are plural. But really, what is he saying here? Except for those people that have the gold-plated Cadillac, ugh, pro-, ugh, insurance policies that have to do with cosmetic surgery and transplants plastic surgery and transplants are apparently equatable and all of those kinds of things. And the good thing about this is, they’ll be able to go across America. Who? The transplants? The average cost of a health care insurance plan in America today is $5800.00. I’m gonna give them $5000.00 to take with them wherever they wanna go. Wait, who? Where are they going? I wanna go! And this will give them affordability, this will give them availability, this will give them a chance to choose their own futures. Not have Senator Obama and government decide that for them. This really gets down to the fundamental difference in our philosophies. If you notice that in all of his proposals, Senator Government… Senator Obama wants government to do the job… Senator Obama wants government to do the job. Unnecessary repetition. I want Joe, you to do the job. McCain wants Joe the Plumber to fix the health care crisis.”
- John McCain, 10/15/08



I say if by some miracle Senator Government loses this race and McCain is elected, can I take my $5000.00 to France with me? I hear they have great socialized health care!